Thursday, February 9, 2012

PLEASE help me with this :( im desperate?

I have no idea where my graphing calculator is and I have this homework problem where I need to take this info and make it into a scatter plot and find the line of best fit... Could someone with a TI-83/84 help me please??? Directions on how to find the line of best fit can be found on google... I just really wanna get this thing done and not have to drive to my friends house to borrow hers... please help! I just need the equation the calculator gives you!!!! :)



.044 1.4

.0611 1.5

.0928 1.89

.1203 2.18

.1448 2.45

.1672 2.68

.188 2.88PLEASE help me with this :( im desperate?
ok, you do realize you have pic of Lil Brain..I mean Lil Wayne as your photo and you are asking about Calculator issues on the Singles and Dating side of Yahoo Answers? hmmm



Either you are just not very bright at all..or you are very smart and have horrible taste in music, and hit the wrong deal to post your question..I'm hopping for the latter one.

What would you do in this situation?

Ok here is the situation I am placing you in. I am giving you Items I did not have and taking from you an item I did have. This is a real situation that happened to me 3 weeks ago.



Here it is. You are a uniformed Security Officer driving on a 2 lane road through a neighborhood time is 10:45pm. There are 3 cars you and 2 other cars behind you about a 1/4 mile back. So what some of you say right? But this is were the test begins. The second car behind the car behind you is moving left to right in a controlled manor, but not attempting to pass the vehicle in front of it. What is your first thought. A. A stupid kid following his friend or B an aggressive driver. OK next you watch this for about 1-2 minutes notice that the driver is now driving erratic and in the South bound lane going North then back behind the driver behind you. What would you do then. You have NO cell phone you, don't believe in one (I had a co-worker that did not have one until 2006) and the nearest pay phone is a mile back from the direction you are traveling. If you go back and call the police they will ask you What color, type, make, and Plate number of the car you saw but it is behind you so you don't know that information. Yeah they may send an officer to check it out but by the time he gets to the area you told the operator no one is there.



Now I am giving you a weapon a Pistol or Tazer your choice and a Bullet resistant vest. Would you now A: drive on and say oh well not my problem and see on the news the next day Driver Assualted last night and you it was the driver behind you as it is in the Northeast Heights were you were driving. Or B: Turn and then say damn that could be not good for the other driver Turn around and try and catch up to them. Still no pay phone anywhere around and nearest Circle K or 7-11 is now almost 2 miles away. You see them going East 1 mile and then turn North onto a neighborhood street and both stop. The erradic driver is in the middle of the street just sitting there and the other driver in front of a house out of her car and on her cell phone but who you don't know. Now what would you do?



A: Drive on figuring that all is OK; B: Command the erradic driver to get out of his car and hold him till the Police arrive. Now remember you are armed and wearing a vest. or C: get the plate number make of vehicle and color and call it in as soon as you get to a pay phone.

Yes I know rent a Cops are not sworn officers but the Police are at least 5-8 minutes away if not more. And if this driver drives off he will most likely not get caught and drive another day and possilbly do this to another driver again down the road.



Now for those of you who say this is not real it is real and I will show you the street this happened on at this website.



http://www.maps.google.com Click on Albuquerque, NM zone in and move to the East until you come to a Street Called Chelwood. Now go North on Chelwood past Menual and continue on Chelwood as this is the street that the incedent to place. Once at Candelaria go East past 556 till Casa Del Nortea were the 2 drivers stopped.What would you do in this situation?
Okay, well truth is you need to do something, you don't want to risk losing sight of the perpetrator, but you have no phone, vest and weapon are useless, if you use them you are now liable, best chance is to turn around and get behind the perp, get the plate and the make of vehicle (color , etc...), and continue to follow at a safe distance, you can either wait for the chance that you see a police vehicle, or you can try to get the attention of the 2nd driver try to get her to pull over, at least if she pulls over, if the perp is just toying with her and there is no further issue when he sees you're involved he'll go away, if not at least she is in your proximity now and with a phone, you can also find out if it's her drunken fool of a friend or if she has no idea who the person is. Either way you can resolve the issue, you now have a phone to call and you can help protect the would be maybe victim. If that doesn't work for you, I wold follow until I came across an officer whether the officer is driving or not, as soon as you spot an officer you can them pull over and give a clear direction of travel and description to assist the police in identifying the perp.What would you do in this situation?
well i would go to the neigbour standing in the driveway on the cell phone and tell them that u need them to call the police to report this car that has been driving recklessly all over the road,hopefully that person is a good citizen and will do that or allow you to do that if the bad driver has plled over anyway maybe the police will have time to arrive. Other than that really just take note, realitically Shi* happens every day that we cant help or be heldresponsible for

Anyone remember old tank game?

This has been driving me nuts lately. When I was a little kid, early 21th century i guess, haha, we used to play this arcade-like game on our mums laptop. Sadly, we threw it away years ago, however, I distinctly remember the gameplay, yet not the title.



You control a tank, in an underground facility, where you drive around killing robot/alien giant spiders, or something in that general direction. It has an orthographic view (i think), where you see it from above, at around a 40-45 degree angle. So the facility where you drive around has no roof/ceiling, if you understand what I mean. If you want to get an idea of what I am talking about, you can google angry bots, to see the modern counterpart. In gameplay and graphics, at least, it is eerily similar.



Any help in finding this game again, would be greatly appreciated.Anyone remember old tank game?
Even if you were to find it, chances are it would be incredibly hard to come by and would be fairly expensive. In my opinion, I would recommend you stick to the modern counterpart of the game, as it is likely to not be as expensive as the old game you are referring to.

Have you ever had domino's or pizza hut online delivered to your dorm.?

Me and my friend are thinking of ordering- i live in a apartment complex that the college offers- i have no idea what the actual address is so i looked it up on google maps and put the street name location like 233 James drive-

I'm just thinking it would be too complicated for the delivery guy to figure out how to get into it- its like a motel all the doors face a courtyard.

I figured i'd probably be called and asked to give directions- i really suck at directions-

so i guess its just Lipton noodle soup, trail mix and candy tonight :/



What would you do-..Have you ever had domino's or pizza hut online delivered to your dorm.?
Yes, I have when I was in college. It's the delivery person's job to find your dorm. I'm sure they've delivered many times to your dorm before and know right where it is.Have you ever had domino's or pizza hut online delivered to your dorm.?
Yep

What is a printer driver?

WHAT IS A PRINTER DRIVE??? okay this is my problem, im trying to copy my pixma MP 495 printr files off my XP windows computer and put them on my flash drive so i can install my printer on my new Windows 7 computer. but i looked on google and it seems like i can download the software (since i can't find the cd) off of google to install my printer on the windows 7 computer. is this possible? and am i going in the right direction?What is a printer driver?
yes go to computer manf website and search printer driver after your model number
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  • Am I Losing My Mind Or Is It Just Me? :(?

    i used to be able to multitask. now i cant. i used to be able to remember things extremely well but now i'm starting to be forgetful. when i walk or drive somewhere, my sense of direction is amazing, my family and friends dub me google maps. but now its been getting so bad, today i drove around an area i know really well for about an hour and a half trying to find the park but i was so confused i gave up with a headache. btw, i never used to be easily confused and now i am and i get these horrid migraine's that feel like someones wringing my head in their hands or like somethings trying to push out of the side of either my left or right side of my head, i don't know whats going on with me, i feel like there's somethings running around inside of me eating at my well being, and everyone i talk to thinks im over exaggerating so i stopped talking to people but its getting so bad.i cant ignore it anymore. should i go to my doctor or what... :( please helpAm I Losing My Mind Or Is It Just Me? :(?
    i use to be like that its probably from stress and overworking yourself try to relax more and you should go back to your usual self as for the migraines it should be from the stress toAm I Losing My Mind Or Is It Just Me? :(?
    dude go to a doc.. this sounds exactly like my mom's story (minus the migranes) and its totally normal.. but frequent migranes are not and should definitely be checked out by a doctor.

    My girlfriend has been lying to me about watching lesbian porn?

    I found out via the program Google Desktop about 6-12 months ago that my girlfriend has been looking up lesbian porn. After a few times seeing this I started a conversation talking about porn or sex or something like that and then drove it into the direction of asking if she's ever watched lesbian porn before, at this point I thought it could mean nothing, and she said no(btw, we live together alone so no one else uses our computer). I then asked her if she found girls sexually attractive and she said no. So that got me a little curious but not too suspicious. Then over the next so many months I would hint at a little bit once in a while usually through a text message asking her if she's a lesbian and she would always say no. I today very seriously asked her if she's a lesbian and she said no, and then asked her if she's attracted to females sexually and i got another no. Then after hours of just being in a bad attitude toward her as she kept asking me why i think this way i started repeatedly asking her why she thinks i think this. She finally admitted to lying to me and "once in awhile" masturbating to stories of girls masturbating and "once in awhile" lesbian sex videos. She claims she doesn't find girls attractive outside of porn. I've been with this girl for 4+ years? What would you do and what would you think in my position?|||WTF dude???


    Im not even 1% lesbian and I enjoy watching lesbian porn rather than boy on girl porn.


    Please this has nothing to do with her sexuality, she just enjoys it. I would never think of myself having sex with a girl, but it turns me on to watch girl on girl porn.


    so dont worry. its all good buddy;')|||I wouldn't take it too seriously if I was a guy and my girlfriend had lesbian tendencies. I find lots of women hot and Ok I haven't watched lesbian porn but chances are I would and I'd be turned on but I don't think Im a lesbian and I wouldn't expect my man to take it seriously. Tho I do tell him that I find some women attractive|||No, she's not a lesbian.


    Porn is just very sexy and a turn on to masturbate too.


    Believe me, I do it too!! But I'm NOT a lesbian nor bi.


    It's just a thing, nothing serious and nothing to worry about.


    Let her have her fun!|||She does not lie, she's shy about it. You shouldn't ask whether or not -- offer to watch together. No big deal. I do that with my girlfriend -- and that does not mean she's gonna find herself a girlfriend for sex at all )))|||dude, this directly means that shes lesbian. please, dont date her. over it! i know its hard, but shes not good for you. you will find someone else way better than her. you cant date that type of girl who is a lez. com on.|||Shhhhhhhhhhhhh /. Everyone has secrets and fantasy's She may like seeing it but will never act on it.





    By the way you were snooping.|||maybe she is ashamed that she likes lesbian porn or things you'd leave her if you thought she was a lesbian...





    why are you making it into such a big thing??? let her enjoy her escapism!!! :D|||Bring her lovely pal in,It could solve everything.|||shes either bi or secretly a lesbian.|||hot


    im with gumsyhorse|||you know it would turn you on too so watch it with her %26amp;%26amp; have good *** sex after


    good luck|||don trip ; maybe shes jus not comfortable about it ..


    that don mean she want girls yenno ?|||She may be Bi or lesbian but is embarrassed to tell you the truth because probably you wont like it. It's ridiculous how she kept on saying "no" to you every time you would ask her, and then finally after digging down she finally admitted she had. She's hiding something and she doesn't want to tell you. Try and have a serious talk with her and ask her why did she lie to you and what's so bad with just admitting to it? If you don't like the fact that she may either be Bi or lesbian well you don't really have any other option but to leave her. But if you do like the fact then forgive her and make it clear to her that you don't like whenever she lies to you.|||You DON'T have to be a lesbian to be aroused by lesbian porn.


    What your girlfriend is doing is completely harmless unless she is refusing sex with you, and using lesbian porn instead- that would show underlying issues in your relationship.





    Girls 'get off' on lesbian porn because it is non-threatening and two lesbians are equals, it's also forbidden fruit for a straight girl, so it seems naughty.





    I'd say think of it another way, stop hounding her about it because that will be getting on her nerves, if she was a lesbian she would definitely not still be living with you!


    It can also sometimes show that she is fantasising about more foreplay (with you)- next time you guys 'get it on' shower her in foreplay. likelihood is, she'll really go for it.





    Think of it like this, you've uncovered one of her massive turn ons- have you ever watched porn together before? do you like lesbian porn? USE this in your sex life.|||It's really no concern of yours what type of porn she likes to watch. There are plenty of straight women who enjoy watching lesbian porn. It's just what she likes to watch when she is pleasing herself. She enjoys seeing other women being pleased as well. It doesn't mean that she is a lesbian- just that women turn her on sexually. Personally, I find most porn with men involved to be gross and very contrived- it looks faker than it actually is and the guy (and commonly his penis) is always ugly, making gross faces and not doing the right things to the girls in the porn. Porn is geared toward men, mostly, so they typically show what men like to see, and most of the things that the men in the porn do are...off. The way the men give oral sex to women in porn is totally laughable and I hope that no man out there thinks that this is the right way to do it. Porn is for the visual stimulation of males- that is what it is made for. Of course, there are some porns that are made for women which are better, but I would say that the most accurate porn is lesbian porn. Because these women are actually doing things that look pleasurable. It's hard for a woman to find a decent porn where some guy isn't doing something totally stupid to a girl or doing it the wrong way. We women recognize these kinds of things. We like to watch people doing things that we would consider pleasurable if it were being done to us. A lot of times lesbian porn offers that. If it is done well, that is, because most of those are still trying to visually stimulate men. Anyway, I hope that what I am saying is making sense and that you realize that just because she likes to watch two girls going at it does NOT in any way make her a lesbian and you are really, really insecure. There are a lot of women who prefer to watch lesbian porn for the reasons that I have listed and I really hope you understand what i am driving at.


    Also you are nosy and it isn't any of your business what porn she likes to watch., That's what gets her off, and that's what she wants to watch. As long as she is still having sex with you and meeting your needs, and her needs are being met by you, then there is no problem. IF she would rather watch porn than sleep with you- yes, that's a problem. But for you to make her out to be some kind of bad guy for not wanting you to know what kind of porn she watches-- that's ridiculous. It is her business and her business only. The way you have acted is probably going to drive her to not watch what she wants to watch when it comes to porn, and that is sad because she should be enjoying her porn without having to worry what you think about it.|||I get turned on by lesbian (anime) porn aka hentai and I'm a straight girl with a wonderful boyfriend. ^__^ I love my boyfriend more than anyone else, but it's fun to watch girl-on-girl action at times.


    I think your girlfriend is telling you the truth, but since it hurts you so much you can ask her to not do it, or please delete/hide any signs she watches it. ^___^ Good luck and I hope my answer helps support what your girlfriend is telling you and that I am sure after 4 years she only loves you!!!


    Good luck!|||I wouldn't be too alarmed. I think a large majority of women get curious at some point in their lives (especially teen and college years). She probably feels guilty about it and afraid that you'll be threatened. It is really quite norman and no cause for concern. If she says she's not attracted to girls in real life she's probably telling the truth. Women are much more flexible sexually than men, in general and are turned on by people acting sexually whether it be heterosexual, girl-girl, or guy-guy. This doesn't necessarily reflect relationship preferences. It could be compared to fantasies you'd never actually care to act out. If can be open about this and make her feel comfortable maybe you can open up some lines of communication and your relationship can benefit.

    How often do people from Washington, D.C. visit Toronto?

    We can all agree that Toronto is Canada's centre (center if you're an American) for culture, commerce, and communications. 1,000 Places To See Before You Die describes Toronto as Canada's answer to New York City.



    I do see all different results when I search "Washington to Toronto" via Google, about 110 million, and I do find books about travelling to Toronto from all the different metro area public libraries (e.g. Fairfax County Public Library) from all different notable travel guide series (e.g. Frommer's, Fodor's), so that's a step in the right direction.



    Toronto is approximately a 9.5-10 hour drive by highway from DC, and since DC has the headquarters of Amtrak in Union Station, train service is abundant. Even though you have to connect to the Maple Leaf train at New York Pennsylvania Station, I believe it's an excellent, worthwhile, and comfortable alternative to driving, and that's not a significant inconvenience either.



    I just provided you with examples of information to compel you to help me with your best effort. I will appreciate detailed answers (when I say detailed answers, I mean all relevant information which can potentially help me). Also, please reliably provide the location of where you obtained the information from when answering this question. Thank you.



    Tip for providing me with an accommodating and useful answer: Always remember you can always edit your answer if you ever have anything more to say.How often do people from Washington, D.C. visit Toronto?
    The reason that most Americans don't visit Canada is that it's ridiculously expensive. Then add to that insult an insane 13% sales tax. There are so many places here in our own country, Mexico, and the Caribbean that you can get to just as easily and have a quality vacation and don't feel like you've been run over the coals for every last dollar when you return.How often do people from Washington, D.C. visit Toronto?
    The second Tuesday of every week.How often do people from Washington, D.C. visit Toronto?
    Come see US in Canada........Hi...I live about 45 minutes from Toronto....going west...Kitchener/Waterloo...home of Blackberry and also 45 minutes to Stratford...Home of the new teen idol Justin Bieber....



    Why not just come to visit Toronto....no guns unless totally illegal and our police department responds within minutes...good entertainment and a lot of friendly people.

    Toronto is great.....nice city with lots of ethnic diversity.....so...if you want to visit.....we all welcome you.....Why not come to Oktoberfest in Kitchener in October????? We will all show you a great time.......Let me know if you are interested......just get here and I will make sure you have accomodations and a great time..........

    Is it really this easy? If so, why aren't we doing this?

    We don鈥檛 have to drive tiny cars, drill the Florida Coast or destroy valuable fields of corn to solve the gas crisis. We already have the alternative fuel we need. We can stop our absolute dependence on the Middle East and Exxon-Mobile in a matter of months. Seriously. The answer is simple and the fuel is already here, processed and ready to use. It's sitting on grocery store shelves and in deep fryers all across America.







    The diesel engine was originally designed to burn vegetable oil. With a simple, cheap modification any diesel engine will burn vegetable oil. Ask your mechanic. Google it. It鈥檚 true. Not only will fresh Wesson get you there in a diesel, but the oil collected and dumped every day from restaurants and institutions across the country can be strained and poured right into your tank. How wonderful is that? A twice used fuel with no emissions and no dependency on anyone. No one. Not the Middle East and not the Oil Companies.







    Tractor trailers criss-cross this country constantly burning thousands of gallons of diesel every day. Those engines could be modified to burn vegetable oil immediately. This would slash transportation cost, which is driving prices on everything we buy. Why don't we hear this on the news? Why aren't they shouting from the rooftops that every diesel from a Mercedes to a Tractor Trailer will burn vegetable oil? Greed. Imagine running out of fuel in the middle of the night. The only light in sight turns out to be a home. No gas, but Granny has vegetable oil in the kitchen. Pour it in your tank and you鈥檙e on your way. It's an oil executive鈥檚 nightmare.







    The long and short term benefits of burning vegetable oil instead of fossil fuel are wide ranging. Fuel prices will drop to nothing. How does 40 or 50 cents a gallon sound? Without Co2 emissions Global Warming will return to normal, Child Asthma will virtually disappear and Los Angeles will lose it's infamous smog. Maybe best of all we will no longer need Middle East Oil. This takes countries like Iran out of the economic equation for us. They can't threaten us with oil we don't need. Sounds too good to be true, too easy to be real, but it's not. If we burn vegetable oil we will be healthier and wealthier, the Earth will begin to heal and our children will have a cleaner, brighter future.



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    We need cheap, clean fuel. The direction we choose now will plot a course for decades to come. Don't let Bought Politicians and Oil Companies decide our future on this. What's in our best interest is not in theirs.







    You don't have to wait for someone else to do something about this. You can have your mechanic do it, or you can do it yourself. Visit www.GreaseCar.com and see how easy it is to burn Green. Take a look at the GreaseCar Profile below - He gets his fuel from the Thai Restaurant down the street. Pretty Exciting!







    Pepper NewmanIs it really this easy? If so, why aren't we doing this?
    There is also progress being made with soy based diesel fuel, and hemp seed oil can be processed into a burnable fuel. Your first responder was correct, there simply isn't enough vegetable oil to make this a mass market problem solver, but give it time, money is a great motivator. And the first ingine that Diesel himself designed was not made to run on vegetable oil, it was designed to run on coal dust.
    The reason we don't do it is that we don't have anything close to enough vegetable oil to make a dent in our energy needs.Is it really this easy? If so, why aren't we doing this?
    You go ahead.

    Thanks.





    Yours: GrumpyIs it really this easy? If so, why aren't we doing this?
    Biodiesel (and vegetable oil) isn't anything new it is just expensive to produce. Efficiency will hopefully improve. Now that fuel prices are rising it makes more sense. Two years ago it took more energy to produce these alternatives than you could go to the pump and buy fossil diesel for.



    Sorry to be a smart a$$ but If semi trucks did this for one day vegetable oil would be @ $10 a gallon. There just isn't enough out there - simple economics my friend.



    Do you have any idea how much soybean crops it would take to be self sufficient? We (the US) don't have enough land.



    We can make an impact though. Large fishing vessels have been getting "converted" around here for years because of their constant (and high) fuel consumption. This is part of the reason that bulk oil (non-food grade) has more than doubled in price in the past couple years - there is much more demand.

    Why do psychotherapist do this?

    Ok, I went in to get evaluated for visitation of my daughter. The whole time doc just kept asking me the same questions over and over, acting like my answers weren't good enough or he didn't understand.



    For example: He gave me directions to his office.

    He said, go one mile after turning on said street and there it is. I google mapped it and it showed up, Families Inc. Easy as pie, I had to drive around 2 hours to get there so I left early. I drove strait there so I knew were it was.



    Being close to an hour early I left and got breakfast, went back at 10 minutes till the appointment time. I went in and asked for the Dr. and they informed me that his office was like 5 miles in the other direction (They knew who i was talking about).

    I drove down to said office and they had no clue who I was talking about so i called him, he gave me directions to a place. I don't think anyone could have guessed that's where he would have been. It looked like some apartments to us (my parents and wife). It was almost right next door to the first place I went.



    Anyway, by now I was like 5 to 10 minutes late.



    His question was: Why where you late?

    I explained it just like I have here.

    He "didn't get it"

    I explained it again using simpler terms....

    He asked AGAIN...

    I explained it again.

    He ended it with a "I told you it was across the street from the John Deere lot" that had a tone as if he was calling me stupid or a bad listener.

    Funny because at this point I was thinking the same thing about him.



    Regardless, is this how they work? It just seems screwy to me.



    Can anyone explain this fake stupidity that he was playing out?Why do psychotherapist do this?
    My guess is that this was a young therapist? If so I would say that this is the way we are trained now and unfortunately so. From my experience if the same question is asked repeatedly and in different ways with different tones or voice inflections the real answer surfaces. Does it make sense? In some cases and with some clients yes. But in your case it was just ridiculous. Sorry you had to deal with that and please know that not all mental health professionals are like this one. Good luck to you!Why do psychotherapist do this?
    seriously thats strange, does he have any reason to want to keep you away from your daughter? maybe he really didnt understand

    maybe he has an agenda



    but no not all psychotherapists/psychologists would act like this..seems weird to me.Why do psychotherapist do this?
    I have gone to therapy for a total of about 5 years and the psychologist who treated me was nothing but respectful and nice. I have dealt with other psychologists for shorts periods of times and they were also respectful. My best guess is this; since this psychotherapist isn't necessarily in the business of treating and helping people, but rather a middle man for the court, he doesn't feel that being "nice" is in his job description. But to answer your question, no they don't play mind games he's just being a douche.
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  • Clear corner lenses wanted.........?

    I want to replace the amber turn signal lenses (2 on each front corner) in my 2001 Jeep Cherokee with clear turn signal lenses. I know they鈥檙e out there for I've seen them on Cherokees while driving but I can't seem to be able to find them anywhere on the internet when I do a Google search. Can anyone help guide me in the right direction?Clear corner lenses wanted.........?
    Look on eBay they gotta be there somewhere.Clear corner lenses wanted.........?
    JC Whitney or 4 Wheel Parts

    http://search.ebay.com/search/search.dll鈥?/a>Clear corner lenses wanted.........?
    they just recalled all of the clear corner lenses and turn signals for the cherokee the recall was issued in march of 2006 the lenses might cause a traffic accident because they are poorly illuminated with them

    Trying to set up GPS for iPhone?

    So I have the standard Google maps GPS on my phone but I'm wondering if there's a free update/application that allows the standard GPS to give me turn by turn voice directions so I don't have to risk my life trying to read the map on my phone as I drive to my destination.

    Thanks in advance:)Trying to set up GPS for iPhone?
    Yes, there are quite a few turn by turn GPS apps in the App Store.



    For example, the top ones are TomTom, CoPilot, G-Map, iGo My Way, and Navigon Mobile Navigator.



    I own all of these and I recommend TomTom.

    What is psychologically wrong with me?

    I come from a dysfunctional family. Seven kids, three different fathers. I only have one brother who is 100% full blood. All the others are half but still no distinction was ever made. My father was/is a child molester. I was never molested but my siblings were. My mother was an alcoholic, she has been diagnosed bipolar disorder. She's extremely hot and cold. She has OCD in MANY forms. She left school in the fourth grade. I've always been looked at as the out case in my family. I've always been called by my last name and it feels as though everything wrong with my family is blamed on my last name..or me.



    I lived at home with my sister, older brother (not full), and my nephew till I was 25. I'm now 27 and living in the "real world" and just now getting to see how truly dysfunctional my family was and is. Living with my family was hell, wasn't allowed to be out past 11pm even though I was an adult who paid rent and has never used drugs. And now it's gotten to the point where my sisters are so cruel to me. I was physically attacked by one of them for some supposed "hear say" things that were never said by me. And ever since then, I'm not invited to any family gatherings at all. All of my sisters have children, none of them have jobs. Or EVER have had a job. I will randomly google my name and find the most horrific things said about my online and I have no idea why. I understand some people you just don't like...but I just can not understand for the life of me why I'm being pushed aside and treated so poorly. My younger brother (my full brother) is also ignored but not degrated to the point that I am.



    My oldest sister is 75% of the problem. I remember as a child, I was always my moms favorite, and she hated it. She hated that I was musically talented...that I was the only child to not need speech classes or any LD classes at all, I was editor of my school newspaper...and so on. It's like...I was so good that it just pissed her off. I look back at my childhood and remember her physically beating me, making me eat my dinner off of a plate with pornographic pictures drawn on it. and such....



    I hoard things compulsively, I shop A LOT! I'm overweight, learning is extremely difficult for me. Though I am in college at the moment. I work full time and have a boyfriend. But everyone around me is always telling me "You are so inept" or "I can't believe you haven't experienced this yet".



    I just recently started driving my car alone without any direction from anyone else and that's been difficult. I'm afraid of big spaces...I can't even stand next to a sign that is very tall because it gives me the feeling that I might float away LOL I know that's silly but for this reason I'm scared to death to fly a kite or ride a rollercoaster.



    I've never traveled EVER. I live in WV and have only been to Ohio and VA. I've never seen the beach...never flown, just never went anywhere. I've worked since I was 16, which is VERY unusual for my family. Most women where I come from marry VERY young. and then have children.



    I hate change and everything scares me. I've been told by doctors before that I have an anxiety disorder. It's extremely difficult for me to push myself out of my comfort zone, often times I get frustrated because I can not learn quick enough or I'm not grasping the subject enough and just want to cry and give up.



    I feel as though my growth as a human being has been stunted and I'm stuck as a 14 year old or younger. And I'm not sure if I'm OCD and bipolar like my mother or what. I just can not figure out why everything...every little thing comes SO HARD to me and I'm left wondering....what's wrong with me?



    My worst fear is that what is wrong with my is in my genes and I'm terrified of having a child and them being as socially inept and unprepared for life as I am. And that's how I feel..unprepared. I feel as though I learned nothing from my childhood besides survival. I was teased by my family...my friends...kids my age...my father, I'm finally at a point where I can stick up for myself and to everyone in my family they feel like this makes me look like "the bad guy" now.



    Please dont' be harsh....I'm not looking for sympathy...just your opinion as to what may psychologically be going on with me.



    ThanksWhat is psychologically wrong with me?
    You could think about yourself diagnostically from lots of angles - anxiety, agoraphobia etc, or you could see yourself as a trauma survivor who has actually done amazingly well considering all the obstacles in your way. You're not wrong - what you've been put through is though.

    You work, you study, you have a relationship! Some anxieties would be a normal response to your upbringing, but as you get more confident and experience more of life they may become less of a feature. You're taking lots of positive steps - driving in your car by yourself is a good step. Anxiety can interfere with being able to take in and retain information - anything which helps your anxiety can help you to find learning easier. But what matters is to find out your learning style and wherever possible do your learning that way.

    If you haven't tried psychological therapy or group support with other abuse survivors please do consider it as it can be a really healing experience. They may be able to help you negotiate the issues of how to deal with a toxic family who aren't done hurting you yet if they get the chance.

    Good luck!

    EDIT: Had a look online. Maybe the http://www.waicwv.com/ phoneline could offer you some advice on accessing support services even if their service isn't for you, or they might have ideas about setting up a group. Setting up a group might be a really good way forward and an empowering experience, but there's lots of planning to consider, like how or whether you will screen new members, where to meet. The main thing is, this is your time to look after you, so don't put pressure on yourself if it's not the right time to begin planning and caring for others - maybe get the lowdown from other non-local survivor support groups about how they got started? Hope it goes well.What is psychologically wrong with me?
    You seem to be the most normal and honest person in your family.



    Feeling unprepared for life is normal for young people especially when you come from such a not ordinary family. So don't worry and just take life one day at a time.

    Sarcastic web developer?

    About a year or so ago I stumbled across this website about this incredibly sarcastic web developer, and on there were emails that people (from within the company that he worked for, I think) had sent him asking for web design/graphics to be done for them (for free, as a favour), and the web developer would make really sarcastic replies which were very funny and a great read. The website was packed with emails back-and-forth between the web developer and people who'd gotten in touch with him. There was one where someone emailed him asking him if he could make up a flyer for a missing dog (I think it was a dog, or it could've been a cat, either way it was a pet of some sort) and the guy would make up a design with a tiny picture of the pet in the middle of it, so you could barely see what it looked like, the other person responded saying that the image needed to be bigger, then the web developer would make up another design with the same picture of the pet but massively zoomed-in, so again, you could hardly see what the pet looked like. It was all done intentionally to get on the other person's nerves, and it was very humourous reading the various responses.



    I can't seem to find this website again for the life of me, and was wondering if anyone knew of this site and could point me in the right direction? I've searched on Google for variations of 'sarcastic web developer' or 'web developer sarcasm', none of which have brought up the right thing. It's driving me insane. Can anyone help? Many thanks in advance.Sarcastic web developer?
    If you find an answer, let me know :D

    Getting from Madison, GA to Keller, TX?

    Hey everyone. I will be making a very important trip from Madison, GA to Keller, TX. The problem is, I have never driven long distance before and am really nervous in getting lost. Im going to be relying to online directions, but Im not too sure it will get me to where I want to be, and if I get lost, Im screwed. If anyone can help me get ACCURATE directions (like possible the people who have driven around these areas before), I would greatly appreciate it. I've tried MapQuest, MapsOnUs. Rand McNally, Yahoo, and Google. I dont know which one to use however because they both tell me different things. I would LOVE any help! :)Getting from Madison, GA to Keller, TX?
    Use the Rand McNally and plot the best course.Keep in mind the shortest route isn`t alway`s the best.Try to stay on the interstate`s most of the way and when you get to the off road`s simply follow you`re pre planned route.Keep alert and don`t miss any sign`s.Remember this--if you should take a wrong turn,back-track to the correct route as soon as possible.Be carefull of N. S. E. W. Be sure you are going in the right direction even if you are on the correct hwy.Getting from Madison, GA to Keller, TX?
    Madison and Keeler are both near Interstate 20 so from Madison, take local route 83 south which will take you to Interstate 20. Go westbound on I-20 all the way past Dallas and Arlington, Texas. Then at exit 442 (B I believe), take Interstate 820 north, then it loops west around Fort Worth. At exit 19, take US Route 377 (also called Denton Highway) north right into the western edge of Keller.
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  • What is the best way to get in to and out of New York City on a Friday night?

    So I live in a small town in north New Jersey (Woodcliff Lake) and theres a band playing in Brooklyn I want to see. Normally this would be no problem, have a friend with a car, drive in, drive out. But by some twist of fate they're all busy or hate the band or wrapped their Camry's around telephone poles. So here's the question: If I want to be getting off the Myrtle Ave. stop of the JMZ line in brooklyn at 9, what do I need to do?



    After the show, how the hell do I get back home if it lets out at... one-ish?



    Finally, if there's any really helpful person out there, is there some kind of "plan my transit for me" website? Google Maps is great for directions and all but that needs me a car.What is the best way to get in to and out of New York City on a Friday night?
    Try the NYC transit authority website. This covers all METRO areas, including NJ- I have used it with success in the past-

    By the way, my prom was at the Woodcliff Lake Hilton!!! Right near Tice Farms!!!!
    I say try NJ Transit they have an Itinerary planner. The transit system here runs 24/7 so your biggest problem is going to be on the Jersey side since that stuff shuts down.



    FYI you can also take the L train to that same Myrtle Avenue stop, which would be better for you because, you can catch the Path train on 14th street without ever changing trains.What is the best way to get in to and out of New York City on a Friday night?
    Why don't u stay at a friend's house (if u have any) living in NYC. Trains are great, but dangerous at night time. But then again, why don't you rent a car for the evening. It'll be really cheap I guess, but then it's also a waste of money b/c u can spend less on the train.What is the best way to get in to and out of New York City on a Friday night?
    -You wouldn't happen to have a Helicopter %26amp; be near a Heli-pad, by any chance, would you ??! :)
    The best transit site is http://www.hopstop.com

    That's gonna be a tall order though. It could take you all night to get home.



    The trip there will take about 3:20. The schedule I set for you includes enough time to grab a quick dinner in the city. If you'd like, you can get out at Canal Street, walk to Mott Street and go to the other end of the street. At either 15 or 17 Mott you'll see Wo Hop. Make sure you go to the downstairs one, as the one at street level is terrible. They are unrelated, inspite of being in the same building and having the same name.

    http://www.hopstop.com?action=route%26amp;rout鈥?/a>



    The return directions won't get you home until the next morning around 9:30 AM. Perhaps later, since there's a good chance you'll miss at least one connection. You'll be bright eyed and bushy tailed after nearly 9 hour on buses, subways and trains.

    http://www.hopstop.com?action=route%26amp;rout鈥?/a>



    Or you could go to Europe tonight. It would take less time.

    Personally, I wouldn't take this route in the middle of the night, but hey, it's up to you. I hope you REALLY like that band.
    Try to get over to Journal Square down in Jersey City or to Hoboken and take the path into town and back after the concert. Or take the bus to port authority from woodcliff and then try the path to get home. (the bus doesn't run all nght) best thing is to figure on sleeping somewhere in the city and get home in the morning (if you're old enough and your parents won't freak out)

    check the bus schedule at jersy transit's site is http://www.njtransit.com and coach or as used to be called red and tan site is http://www.coachusa.com

    Subway to brooklyn.....?

    I have been asking a lot of questions about the subway, but i just want to be sure! =]

    so as retarded as these questions may sound, I just have to know!



    Does the NYC subway take you to Brooklyn? And is the subway in Brooklyn that same as the NYC subway?

    the reason I am asking is there is a particular place I want to visit in Brooklyn. When i was on Google Maps I got the directions from a station closest to my hotel in Midtown and got the Directions to get to this place. I have to get on a subway that takes me into Brooklyn, and then switch to another subway in Brooklyn. Will my weekly metrocard cover that? Or will it be a serperate charge since it isn't exactly in NYC?



    [i live in a suburb. we have to drive everywhere. there isn't even a subway in the state i live in, please forgive me] =]Subway to brooklyn.....?
    You can certainly take the subway to most parts of Brooklyn, and it is the same subway system. Not all lines go to Brooklyn, but many do.



    You're metrocard is good anywhere in the system, and it costs the same no matter where you go in the subway system.



    You should know two imporant things, however.



    1) Brooklyn is a part of NYC. NYC is divided up into 5 boroughs - those are five political divisions of NYC. Manhattan is the one in the middle, and many people think it is the whole of NYC, but that is incorrect. The other boroughs are also part of NYC.



    2) Brooklyn is BIG! It is far bigger than Manhattan. Brooklyn is also bigger than most major cities in the U.S. - Brooklyn is bigger than San Francisco, Washington D.C., Boston.... In other words, Brooklyn all by itself is the size of a major city.



    If you are planning to go to Brooklyn, you'd better figure out where in Brooklyn you are going.



    Some nice parts of the borough to visit are:



    Brooklyn Heights



    Park Slope



    WilliamsburghSubway to brooklyn.....?
    It is one system and Brooklyn is part of it so the Metrocard is good



    People switch trains all the time as the lines go in all different directios



    Just go from one platform to the next to catch the new train



    FYI New York has 5 boroughs Manhattan Brooklyn Bronx Queens and Staten Island.



    Sometimes people call Manhattan New York, but the reality is all 5 boroughs are New YorkSubway to brooklyn.....?
    New York City Subway System is one system and are connected in all four boroughs of New York City, which is Brooklyn, Queens, Manhattan, Bronx via transfer point or some section require MetroCard for free transfers.

    It is only subway system while Staten Island, other borough is offered by Staten Island Railway.



    It's best to use MTA Trip Planner and consult MTA Subway Map.

    NYC Subway is not like other state. All over the NYC area, including city buses, Long Island Bus, and Bee-Line Buses in Westchester County currnelty charge $2.00.

    How much is the I-290 W Exit 7 toll in Mass?

    I'm planning a trip to NYC (driving from Durham, NH) and Google maps is telling me on I-290 W toward Worcester to take Exit 7 for I-90/Mass Pike (partial TOLL ROAD)...but I can't find the cost of this toll.



    The next direction is to Follow signs for I-90 W/Springfield/Albany and merge onto I-90 W (TOLL ROAD)

    then Take Exit 9 and merge onto I-84 W toward US-20/Hartford/New York City (partial TOLL ROAD) after which I will take exit 20 toward I-684



    The MassDOT Highway toll web page told me my Mass Turnpike toll costs will be $1.10 (using exit 8 toward I-84) but I'm sure that doesn't cover all three of those toll roads mentioned above. Can someone help me figure out how much these tolls are going to cost me in a regular 2 axle car?How much is the I-290 W Exit 7 toll in Mass?
    I just entered Durham, NH to New York, NY into Google Maps.



    The three steps that say "PARTIAL TOLL ROAD" in Massachusetts are all on the same road. I-90 is the toll road in MA. You go through a toll booth when you get on I-90 from I-290 and either pick up a ticket or use your EZ-Pass. And you go through another toll booth when you get off I-90 and onto I-84, and if you have an EZ-Pass, it'll charge that. If you have a ticket, give it to the person in the booth and they'll tell you how much you owe, based on how far you traveled.



    So the MassDOT highway website tells you it'll cost $1.10, that's how much it should. It's one road. It's not three separate toll roads.How much is the I-290 W Exit 7 toll in Mass?
    I don't know the rate scale anymore (EZ Pass), but would suggest you avoid the congestion on Worchester by using I-495 to I-90 west. I-90 to x7, I-84 then south. Toll should be around $5 for that longer stretch, but the driving easier. If you are going down to I-95, don't forget 15 at Hartford to I-91 south.

    I think ghost exists because of these personal experience i just want to know what you think?

    YOU KNOW WHEN U ARE LOOKING FOR SOMETHING LIKE YOUR CELL PHONE AND YOU ASK A FAMILY MEMBER DUDE U HAVE SEEN IT AND THERE LIKE ITS ON THE SIDE TABLE AND YOUR LIKE ITS NOT THERE AND THATS MAN COMES AND GOES ARE YOU BLIND ITS RIGHT THERE





    i think ghost or spirits play a practical joke on you they disappear something right before your eyes and when someone else looks those thing re appear





    another example



    I was heading towards Toronto my google map direction said exist from HIGHWAY and take SPADINA AVE and right on king street i drove up and down 2 - 3 times and i could not find the board which said king street got frustrated left my car got in a cab he found it right away



    i sometimes think there are good spirits to in the middle in front of my apartment building got stuck in snow ditch a guy helped said he lived in that building and i never saw him again its been 4 years the apartment he claimed to live was on sale





    what do you guys have to say about this



    AM I CRAZZYI think ghost exists because of these personal experience i just want to know what you think?
    No ghosts. Evil angels exist.



    Revelation 12:7-9
    Nah man, they're real a**holes. Everytime I'm f*ckin yellow bird and throw out the condom, a ghost puts the condom in blue bird's dresser and she finds out that I'm cheating.I think ghost exists because of these personal experience i just want to know what you think?
    Ghosts don't exists...demons do. They are just messing with your head. Search in google "demons haunting people" you'll be surprised what you seeI think ghost exists because of these personal experience i just want to know what you think?
    The crazies mostly come at night, mostly...

    Is it wise to commute from eastern Baltimore County to the University of Maryland at College Park every day?

    I'm finishing my AA at CCBC this spring, and am transferring into the journalism program at UMCP in the fall. I haven't been able to save money for school, but handling tuition should be easier through benefits from a parent's employer. I'm deliberating driving there to class, which Google Maps pegs as a drive lasting a little over an hour. I've had several different individuals relate that the commute would be no sweat and take perhaps at most 45 minutes in each direction, with others seeming to dismiss the notion as entirely unfeasible due to traffic. I'd be living at home if so, with my only concerns being the lack of a private workspace and distance from events and points of interest I may have to attend in higher level courses - for example, I know one higher 400 level course requires students to access the National Archives in nearby D.C. Is regularly making, say, a 9:30 class on a weekday feasible if one were to leave at 8:00 am?Is it wise to commute from eastern Baltimore County to the University of Maryland at College Park every day?
    Traffic is terrible.
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  • I really need your help about deleting Y!A account!?

    Okay, I'll just make this question as short as possible. My dad is a bit.. psycho, I guess. I'm 15 and he sometimes gets very aggressive and threatens to kill me or hits me or shakes me etc.



    But tonight was more of a mental/emotional abuse.

    I play guitar and sing and write songs - very well, according to most people. But I suffer from Social Anxiety Disorder, and therefore I do not like playing very often for people, it's more stressful than it's worth. Tonight he searched google with all the names he could think of which corresponded with me and found my youtube account with some covers, but they were private, so he started shouting at me to show them to him and his friend. I refused and he started kind of blackmailing me and saying that if I didn't show them, that he would search over the whole internet and find everything I've EVER typed onto the internet. The thing is, I was molested for several years of my life as a child by a neighbour and only told my parents when I was 13, I suffered from depression and was suicidal at times and Y!A has been a place for me to turn to in times of need. But he has found my account and tomorrow I'm scared that he'll search through all of my questions (some regarding him and his abuse), so I need to ensure that all my questions are deleted off the face of the internet. WILL DELETING MY ACCOUNT ERASE ALL MY QUESTIONS FROM GOOGLE?



    If not, how can I do it?

    I'm so scared, I don't want him to find this and he's already found the link to one question even though I've made my profile private and if he reads it he'll find out things I don't want him to know =(

    I'm a good kid, I haven't done anything wrong, but I've asked some embarrassing questions on here that I'd rather he didn't know. A parent and a child have to have some space! He can't know everything! I've been very good my whole life and I feel like he's driving me in the opposite direction, I feel like just becoming the complete opposite and doing tons of bad things and just forget the old me, forget everything. I feel like he's interrogating me when there's no real need. Please help, does deleting your account erase all Qs off google?I really need your help about deleting Y!A account!?
    He sounds REALLY nosy.

    You can, but you also delete your e-mail account. With your e-mails.

    Here:

    https://edit.yahoo.com/config/delete_use鈥?/a>



    =)

    Hope I helped.I really need your help about deleting Y!A account!?
    your screwed kid ....its always gonna be there ....start lookin at porn and maybe it will distract him when he starts diggin thru your puter.....good luckI really need your help about deleting Y!A account!?
    Hi, I dont think you can delete a Y!A acct. I think you should tell someone that you are close to and if you have no body you are close to..tell a councellor at school or the police. Tell somebody. Your parents arent supossed to treat you like that. I will be praying for you and your family. Hope this helps.

    Please help, what is the name of this movie?

    there is this movie i saw.. probably in like 1999.. all i can remember is that there was this girl and a guy and she was driving him to memphis to go to a college for some reason.. and i remember them stealing gas from someones car(I think it might have been a cop car on the side of the road or someone they were asking directions from), they used a cut off hose to steal the gas... and thats pretty much all i remember lol... but i really want to figure out what movie this was! i did try typing this info into google, and i got nothing.... please help me figure this out... THANK YOU : )Please help, what is the name of this movie?
    I am not sure but I think it may be Overnight Delivery with Paul Rudd and Reese Witherspoon. They are driving to deliver a tape to Rudd's girlfriend.



    http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0117276/user鈥?/a>Please help, what is the name of this movie?
    No problem, I hate it when that happens. That why we have Yahoo answers now.

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    Please help, what is the name of this movie?
    This movie is hilarious its called rat race, it has mr. bean and a bunch of famous people, it was a cop car on the side of the road and they played it off as if the guy was peeing lol, classic haha.

    Do you think my schoolbus is insane?

    ok so this rich peoples neighborhood didnt wana ride with the bad kids so they put them on my bus but my bus was already full so its now 20 people over the limit. 6th grade:

    in 6th it was overcrowded waaaay over crowded and there were always fights and almost every seat was three to a seat and the bus had no airconditioning and we had substitute drivers all the time that had no idea where they were going and took directions from the kids. this one time we got a different bus that was worse then the old one the air was broken AND whatever liquid was in the A.C would rain all over the kids that sat underneath it. i sat underneath it.



    7th:

    slightly better crap-on wheels, had occasional A.C, stopped raining from A.C and we had a permenant bus driver. then one day kids were "standing up" and so shes going 40mph and slams on the brakes. three kids go bloody noses one kid broke there nose (hes homeschooled now) and almost everyone got whiplash. so she got fired (i stopped riding it for like 3 months) and for 3months they had substitute bus drivers. then i was forced to ride it cause we couldnt afford the gas bill from driving 20 mins. to and back everyday. so i was terrified for the rest of the year. and then they made my stop the LAST stop. i got home at 515. everyday. school gets out at 405.and then to make matters EVEN worse (there are 3 stops in my neighbor hood 1st one, mine and the 3rd.) THEY CANCEL MY STOP!!!!!!!!! i just looked it up on google maps and (my neighborhood is big) and from where they dropped me off its 0.5 miles to my house (thats why theres three stops) if your house is 1.5 miles from the school you get a bus. i had to walk half a mile. everyday. after running a whole mile in gym. everyday. o and dont forget the dogs. pitbulls. everyday.



    8th grade:

    this year hasnt been so bad cause a lot of 8th graders from last year gradutated and went to H.S. so its only like 9 seats with 3 in them each. and i thought this year would be different cause we got a nice bus driver and a bus that actually had A.C AND didnt leak all over the kids. so it was nice for the first month and a half of school. (in the bus loop theres a wall around thecircle so the buses hav to follow it) and so one day we were pulling out of the loop and we crash into the wall and take a HUGE chunk out of it. then we hav to get off and go into the cafeteria and were like *sigh* and then we get on the same bus! what if it was damaged or something! and now you are all caught up. do you think my schoolbus is insane? do you have any bus stories youd like to share?Do you think my schoolbus is insane?
    hhahaha wow thats so insane! i'd petition for more busses!Do you think my schoolbus is insane?
    I think you are lucky to have A/C at all. It's hot here for about 7 of the 10 months we go to school and no A/C on any bus except special ed. I also think you should campaign for your bus drivers to get paid more and for your district to buy more buses.

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    Do you think my schoolbus is insane?
    wow that sucks lol

    Funny random stuff =)?

    * I wish Google Maps had an "Avoid Ghetto" routing option.



    * Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong.



    * Do you remember when you were a kid, playing Nintendo and it

    wouldn't work? You take the cartridge out, blow in it and that would

    magically fix the problem. Every kid in America did that, but how did we all know how to fix the problem? There was no internet or message boards or FAQ's. We just figured it out. Today's kids are soft.



    * Sometimes, I'll watch a movie that I watched when I was

    younger and suddenly realize I had no idea what the f*** was going on

    when I first saw it.



    * I think everyone has a movie that they love so much; it

    actually becomes stressful to watch it with other people. I'll end up

    wasting 90 minutes shiftily glancing around to confirm that everyone's

    laughing at the right parts, then making sure I laugh just a little bit

    harder (and a millisecond earlier) to prove that I'm still the only one

    who really, really gets it.



    * How the hell are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?



    * I would rather try to carry 10 plastic grocery bags in each

    hand than take 2 trips to bring my groceries in.



    * I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately

    clear your computer history if you die.



    * The only time I look forward to a red light is when I'm trying

    to finish a text.



    * Was learning cursive really necessary?



    * Answering the same letter three times or more in a row on a

    Scantron test is absolutely petrifying.



    * My brother's Municipal League baseball team is named the

    Stepdads. Seeing as none of the guys on the team are actual stepdads, I inquired about the name. He explained, "Cuz we beat you, and you hate us." Classy, bro.



    * Whenever someone says "I'm not book smart, but I'm street

    smart", all I hear is "I'm not real smart, but I'm imaginary smart".



    * How many times is it appropriate to say "What?" before you

    just nod and smile because you still didn't hear what they said?



    * I love the sense of camaraderie when an entire line of cars

    teams up to prevent a dick from cutting in at the front. Stay strong,

    brothers!



    * While driving yesterday I saw a banana peel in the road and

    instinctively swerved to avoid it...thanks Mario Kart.



    * MapQuest really needs to start their directions on #5. Pretty

    sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.



    * Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you

    how the person died.



    * I find it hard to believe there are actually people who get in

    the shower first and THEN turn on the water.



    * Shirts get dirty. Underwear gets dirty. Pants? Pants never get

    dirty, and you can wear them forever.



    * I can't remember the last time I wasn't at least kind of tired.



    * Bad decisions make good stories



    * Whenever I'm Facebook stalking someone and I find out that

    their profile is public I feel like a kid on Christmas morning who just

    got the Red Ryder BB gun that I always wanted. 546 pictures? Don't mind if I do!



    * Why is it that during an ice-breaker, when the whole room has

    to go around and say their name and where they are from, I get so

    incredibly nervous? Like I know my name, I know where I'm from; this

    shouldn't be a problem....



    * You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment

    at work when you've made up your mind that you just aren't doing

    anything productive for the rest of the day.



    * Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after DVDs? I

    don't want to have to restart my collection.



    * There's no worse feeling than that millisecond you're sure you

    are going to die after leaning your chair back a little too far.



    * I'm always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it

    asks me if I want to save any changes to my ten page research paper that I swear I did not make any changes to.



    * "Do not machine wash or tumble dry" means I will never wash

    this ever.



    * I hate being the one with the remote in a room full of people

    watching TV. There's so much pressure. 'I love this show, but will they

    judge me if I keep it on? I bet everyone is wishing we weren't watching

    this. It's only a matter of time before they all get up and leave the

    room. Will we still be friends after this?'



    * I hate when I just miss a call by the last ring (Hello? Hello?

    Darnit!), but when I immediately call back, it rings nine times and goes

    to voicemail. What'd you do after I didn't answer? Drop the phone and

    run away?



    * I hate leaving my house confident and looking good and then

    not seeing anyone of importance theFunny random stuff =)?
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    * . *. * . * . * . * THE .*PERSON*

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    * . * .. ** .. * . * . * .*STUFF!!!. * . *
    I really really really really enjoyed reading all this. Thanks so much for sharing and I can relate to A LOT of these random facts :)





    PLEASE POST MORE!!!!!!!!! Pretty please %26lt;3Funny random stuff =)?
    This was awesome...but what's so wrong about entering the shower b4 you turn it on???Funny random stuff =)?
    NICE, but....incomplete!!



    THANKS :)
    Thanks for all that, now I don't have to buy the book.
    Well, it made me smile :)
    I wish I had a dollar every time someone got Rick-rolled...





    I hate going to McDonalds and when you ask whether the chicken is fried or crispy, the numb-nut behind the counter says "Yeah."
    the first one is very true when going somewhere in baltimore. you make ONE wrong turn and here come the bullet proof glass. no offense to the people of b-more



    kids of today are not weak! w-THEY are resourceful.



    u just got bored and started typing this from a book didn't you?

    Why did a Judge do this? What's the Scientific explanation?

    A young male teen driving his mom's compact Suzuki Fronte motorcar got a traffic ticket for allegedly doing 110mph in 50mph zone. The teen claimed to have been doing much less than the limit.



    The case was thown out within 5 minutes once the judge heard both the police officers account and the driver's.



    1. For what obvious reason would the judge throw the case out?



    2. Scientifically speaking, if radar is so 'accurate' how could this error occur in the first place?



    This ticket was issued along Mandela highway in Kingston, Jamaica. A 4 to 6 lane dual carriage way leading into the capital city (Lookup on Google maps). There is a 15 to 30 foot median with heavy foliage separating the two directions of traffic flow.



    Please do some research and provide some references for your answers.Why did a Judge do this? What's the Scientific explanation?
    A radar unit is accurate to plus or minus 1 mile per hour, so accuracy is not an issue. The issue is with training. Radar units are subject to several anomalies, apparently the officer did not recognize there was one present at the time of the clock.



    Radar units operate by emitting a radio wave of a known frequency. The wave continues unless it is reflected, refracted, or absorbed. The dense foliage would absorb a great deal of energy.



    If the radar wave strikes a solid stationary object, it is reflected back at the same frequency. If the object is moving, the frequency changes in relation to the speed. The faster the speed, the more change to the frequency. This is calculated by the counting unit, and a speed reading is displayed.



    The radar unit is only capable of showing one reading. This would be the strongest signal. The Suzuki would be a small target. If there is a larger vehicle further back, it could reflect more signal.



    There is also an anomalie known as "shadowing", where the unit picks up two vehicles, and either combines or subtracts the speed.
    Do your own homework.Why did a Judge do this? What's the Scientific explanation?
    It seems to me that the judge heard something in the officer's testimony that went against procedure and thus invalidated the arrest.Why did a Judge do this? What's the Scientific explanation?
    The first thing I thought of was that the officers caught the speed in kph but noted it as mph, however 110 kph in a 50 mph zone would still be speeding.

    I don't know; what's the answer?
    1) The vehicle isn't capable of that speed.

    2) The policeman's location would have blocked a clear view of the vehicle through the foliage. Diffraction of light through moving leaves gives the illusion of faster speed (and no, there isn't room here to explain why).



    Anyway, you should be doing your own work; or at least have the courtesy to include the witness statements we're supposed to be evaluating.
    You don't have enough information to give an accurate answer here.



    Was the officer using moving or stationary radar?



    Was he facing the same direction as the suspect or the opposite?



    Was the officer able to make a visual estimate of the speed in addition to the radar reading?



    There are many possible explanations, but more information is needed.
    1. The Honorable Judge threw the case out because... Obviously a Suzuki could never do 110 m.p.h. in it's owners wildest dreams.



    2. You meant to type " Scientifically speaking, if radar is so "accurate" then how could this "expletive?!?!" have occurred in the first place?



    3. Radar is not accurate it relies on sound waves which are sporatic at best... Laser is far more accurate. But rather he got shot with Radar or Laser he had the right to look at the gun and see for himself
    Judges do as they please
    It sounds like homework and if we answer it then YOU are not doing your own work. Research it yourself (the real way) and write your own paper.



    Or did you just not like the answers you got the first time?

    http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;鈥?/a>



    Similar story with totally different "questions"......makes ya wonder.



    And considering you say this took place in a foreign Country, what is it you think that we can do for you anyway? Your questions need to be directed to Jamaican authorities.
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    I'm going to be making a trip from the New Brunswick Station in New Jersey (on Albany and George St in New Brunswick, New Jersey) to the Doubletree Hotel (address is 200 Atrium Dr, Somerset, NJ 08873). According to Google Maps, the distance for this trip is six miles in one direction, like thirteen minutes of driving but that all depends on traffic.



    I've been abroad for a while and don't know how much cabs cost. How much would this trip cost in one direction? Please be as exact as possible as this trip shall have to be made quite a few times. Thanks!Cab Fare in Somerset, New Jersey
    For taxi fares estimates, you can try out http://www.taxifarefinder.comCab Fare in Somerset, New Jersey
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    Interesting Survery-Game: Are you a local or displaced fan?

    Okay. Fanbases of an MLB team span across the country. I have come up with a survey activity to compare different fanbases and their locations. Join in?


    1. Where do you live? (City, State)


    2. What is your team and thier address? go to mlb.com and click on team sites and scroll down to find your team's info)


    3. How far away (distance) are you from your team? go to maps.google.com then get directions, fill in your address and the ball park's and press get directions. write the amount of miles.


    4. How long would it take you to drive? Go back to that map page before and write the amount of hours.


    5. Here's the interesting part: How long would it take you to walk? Change directions from car to walking. Write the amount of days.


    6. Rate yourself from 1 (same city) to 10 (across the country) as your team.





    BQ's:


    1. Who here is going to tell me what the 2 Cs in CC Sabathia stand for? (I've been asked "is it cheating to use google? I say, if you use wikipedia.org, everything is fine. lol :D)


    2. I wanted to ask the baseball section specifically: Do you watch American Idol? Who is your favorite?





    ~Star if you liked it.


    ~If you haven't already (I love you guys who did. Pinstripes, if you are reading this, you made me laugh %26lt;3) please help me and my friend Kay in the fight against Kidz Bop:


    http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;…|||1. Western Massachusetts


    2. 1 Eat 161st Bronx, NY


    3. 143.36 miles


    4. It would take about 2 hours and 19 minutes


    5. About 2 days


    6. Right now, 3? I think...





    BQ: Carsten Charles


    BQ2: Yep:) I like Andrew Garcia and Janelle Wheeler





    This survey/game doesn't really decide if i'm a displaced fan or a local one. I've lived all over. Texas, Colorado, Louisiana, Illinois, Connecticut, etc. But this is just from where i am now (massachusetts). So i guess i'd call myself displaced? I guess. ahaha|||1. Central Massachusetts


    2. Boston Red Sox, 4 Yawkey Way


    3. 49.7 Miles


    4. 1 Hour 2 Min.


    5. 12 Hours 51 Min. (I would have to leave ummmmm I don't want to do the math but way earlier for a 7 O'clock game XD)


    6. I will say 2 because I live next to another city in Massachusetts but still pretty close.





    BQ: I looked at the other answers and I didn't know that to be honest haha


    BQ2: I only watch the auditions haha|||1. Simi Valley, CA





    2. Dodgers. 1000 Elysian Park Ave LA CA 90012





    3. 35.4





    4. 39 minutes. an hour w/ traffic





    5. 11 hours 48 minutes haha thats funny. *gives star*





    6. id say 2 or 3





    BQ


    1. dont know haha


    2. i do! i like that Garcia guy. i dont remember his name. hes the young guy.|||1. New York, NY


    2. Yankees. 44 East 161 St


    3. 11.6 Miles


    4. 17 minutes


    5. 3 hours 18 minutes


    6. 2





    BQ


    1. Carsten Charles Sabathia


    2. I hate American Idol|||Anaheim CA


    Angels


    Angel Stadium


    2000 Gene Autry Way


    Anaheim, CA 92806


    about 3.5 miles


    10-15 minutes


    30 minutes


    1|||Don't you have anything better to do?








    ...I mean really, no offense, but this seems a bit stalker-ish.|||1. Crystal lake IL


    2. Cubs and they are on the corner of clark and addison


    3. about 30 miles


    4. about an hour


    5. a long time


    6. 1|||1. Where do you live? (City, State)


    ~~~I live in a suburb of Chicago Illinois


    2. What is your team and their address? go to mlb.com and click on team sites and scroll down to find your team's info)


    ~~~New York Yankees- 1 East 161st Street Bronx NY 10451


    3. How far away (distance) are you from your team? go to maps.google.com then get directions, fill in your address and the ball park's and press get directions. write the amount of miles.


    ~~~Ouch. 835 miles away!


    4. How long would it take you to drive? Go back to that map page before and write the amount of hours.


    ~~~13 hours and 7 minutes.


    5. Here's the interesting part: How long would it take you to walk? Change directions from car to walking. Write the amount of days.


    ~~~Eleven days and 7 hours! I better start walking! =P


    6. Rate yourself from 1 (same city) to 10 (across the country) as your team.


    ~~~Probably a 6, I would say


    BQ's:


    1. Who here is going to tell me what the 2 Cs in CC Sabathia stand for? (I've been asked "is it cheating to use google? I say, if you use wikipedia.org, everything is fine. lol :D)


    ~~~Without using wikipedia, CC stands for Carsten Charles!


    2. I wanted to ask the baseball section specifically: Do you watch American Idol? Who is your favorite?


    ~~~Yes I do, and as of right now, my favorite is Katie Stevens!|||1. Where do you live? Swea City, Iowa


    2. What is your team and thier address? 1 Twins Way, Minneapolis (so lame since the dome was 34 Kirby Puckett place


    3. They don't have Target Field, but it's like, one mile difference. So I'll guess Target Field is ~164 Miles


    4. 3 1/2 hours


    5. 2 days to walk there


    6. 3 -- I'm 5 miles south of the Minnesota Border





    BQ's:


    1. Carsten Charles


    2.I hate American Idol|||Two answers depending on where work takes me:


    A. East coast home


    1. Brookline, Mass


    2. Red Sox, Yawkey Way, Boston,


    3. about 1.5 miles


    4. faster to walk and not deal with the parking- pub crawl takes longer


    5. straight walk without stopping for drinks, about 35 minutes,depending on traffic lights


    6. 1





    West coast home


    1. LA area


    2. Red Sox, Yawkey way Boston


    3. 2987


    4. 44 hrs 16 min


    5. about a year


    6. 10





    I have never watched American Idol but the girls in my house do.|||1)Farmington Hills, Michigan.(Born in Philadelphia)


    2) Philadelphia Phillies - 1 Citizens Bank Way


    Philadelphia, PA 19148-5205


    3)596 Miles.


    4)9 Hours and 12 Minutes.


    5)7 days and 22 hours - lol, I'm on my way.


    6)About a 7.





    BQ:Carleston Charles - Wiki!


    BQ: I don't watch the serious part but I did watch the auditions and this really cute guy was my favorite.





    Great Survey.|||1. Where do you live? (City, State)= New York City





    2. What is your team and thier address? go to mlb.com and click on team sites and scroll down to find your team's info)= Yankees Yankee Stafium 1 East 161st Bronx NY 10451





    3. How far away (distance) are you from your team? go to maps.google.com then get directions, fill in your address and the ball park's and press get directions. write the amount of miles.= 18.7 Miles





    4. How long would it take you to drive? Go back to that map page before and write the amount of hours.= Dont drivebut it says it would take 30 Mins(yeah right)





    5. Here's the interesting part: How long would it take you to walk? Change directions from car to walking. Write the amount of days.Not honestly sure since the Google didn't help me but i would guess it would take 2 or 3 hours if i walked without resting.





    6. Rate yourself from 1 (same city) to 10 (across the country) as your team.= 9





    BQ's:


    1. Who here is going to tell me what the 2 Cs in CC Sabathia stand for? (I've been asked "is it cheating to use google? I say, if you use wikipedia.org, everything is fine. lol :D)= Carsten Charles





    2. I wanted to ask the baseball section specifically: Do you watch American Idol? Who is your favorite?= I don't watch Reality TV|||Okay. Fanbases of an MLB team span across the country. I have come up with a survey activity to compare different fanbases and their locations. Join in?


    1. Where do you live? (City, State) Bountiful, Utah


    2. What is your team and thier address? go to mlb.com and click on team sites and scroll down to find your team's info) Comerica Park


    3. How far away (distance) are you from your team? go to maps.google.com then get directions, fill in your address and the ball park's and press get directions. write the amount of miles. 1489.6 miles


    4. How long would it take you to drive? Go back to that map page before and write the amount of hours. I don't drive but it would take about 300 hours to drive there if I drove at 50 mph


    5. Here's the interesting part: How long would it take you to walk? Change directions from car to walking. Write the amount of days.At 30 miles a day about 50 days


    6. Rate yourself from 1 (same city) to 10 (across the country) as your team. 7





    BQ's:


    1. Who here is going to tell me what the 2 Cs in CC Sabathia stand for? (I've been asked "is it cheating to use google? I say, if you use wikipedia.org, everything is fine. lol :D) Chocolate Chip. I had a cat I named C.C. and it stood for Chocolate Chip. I assume CC always means chocolate chip.


    2. I wanted to ask the baseball section specifically: Do you watch American Idol? Who is your favorite? Nope





    ~Star if you liked it.


    ~If you haven't already (I love you guys who did. Pinstripes, if you are reading this, you made me laugh %26lt;3) please help me and my friend Kay in the fight against Kidz Bop:


    http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;…


    19 hours ago - 3 days left to answer.


    Additional Details


    it would take me 40 days and 14 hours to walk from my house to Fenway Park %26gt;.%26lt;


    19 hours ago





    ~in other words, I call myself a displaced "10"~|||1. Minnesota (i'm not telling the city..)


    2. Minnesota Twins


    1 Twins Way


    Minneapolis, MN 55403


    3. About 30 miles. You see, Target Field's brand new, so Google Maps doesn't have it in their system yet.


    4. About 33 minutes.


    5. 8 hours and 54 minutes


    6. I'd say I'm a 3.





    BQ's:


    1. Carsten Charles. Yay for Google! I learned something new today :]


    2. I do occasionally. I don't have a favorite this season. I do adore Adam Lambert, however :D|||1. Where do you live? (City, State) WALLINGFORD, CT


    2. What is your team and thier address? 2401 ONTARIO ST, CLEVELAND, OHIO


    3. How far away (distance) are you from your team? 553 MILES


    4. How long would it take you to drive? 8 HOURS 35 MINUTES


    5. Here's the interesting part: How long would it take you to walk? 7 DAYS 9 HOURS


    6. Rate yourself from 1 (same city) to 10 (across the country) as your team. 6





    BQ's:


    1. Who here is going to tell me what the 2 Cs in CC Sabathia stand for? CARSTEN CHARLES


    2. I wanted to ask the baseball section specifically: Do you watch American Idol? Who is your favorite? DON"T HAVE ONE YET|||1. In Massachusetts.


    2. Boston Red Sox, 4 Yawkey Way.


    3. About 20 miles.


    4. 27 minutes.


    5. 3 and a half hours.. I think I'll drive =P


    6. 2 (just outside the city.)





    BQ1: Carsten Charles. I looked it up on wikipedia while ago.


    BQ2: I used to but I haven't the last couple years. It's gotten really old and predictable to me. I know Ellen DeGeneres is a new judge which made me actually want to watch again this season, but it doesn't broadcast where I am, so I haven't watched it this season.

    San Bruno gas main explosion?

    I never much thought of it before. Now I'm concerned. I know one place where there is a gas main..... here on google maps: http://maps.google.com/?ie=UTF8%26amp;ll=37.32鈥?/a>



    http://maps.google.com/?ie=UTF8%26amp;ll=37.32鈥?/a>



    If you look at the street view, that sign there warns of a gas line....a couple of times sitting at that light I've discussed it with a friend....that it would take out a large chunk of that area if something ever happened to cause an explosion. But it is several miles from home and I'm only at that site a few minutes at a time a few times a month. But now it occurs to me....the pipeline goes somewhere... does it run along Lawrence Expressway? Are we driving along a pipeline that (like San Bruno) could conceivably explode at any given moment? We use a lot of gas in this area, where do the pipes run? Is there a map of them somewhere? Could my house be sitting atop a main pipe like that too? How can you tell? The sign in the street view of the map is the only one I have ever seen, but I know the pipe must run for miles and miles in two or more directions.San Bruno gas main explosion?
    it's in the news yesterday and today.

    PG%26amp;E is being required to inspect all the pipes.



    note that there are pipes like that all over the country.

    and this is the first one that has exploded like this, at least the first in many years.



    relax.
    The whole idea of gas lines terrifies me. I have always tried to never live anywhere that gas was piped into homes through major gas lines. It would scare me to think my house might be close to a gas main. And today they run everywhere, and many of them are old and probably need maintenance. If I were you I would start asking questions of the politicians in your area, local, state, and federal.San Bruno gas main explosion?
    The reason the pipeline explosion happened in San Bruno is because the City of San Bruno permitted construction of residential homes in a designated earthquake zone in violation of State Law. The State Law was instituted soon after the Loma Prieta earthquake but due to underfunding and lack of enforcement of the law subdivision plans were approved and building permits were issued to building contractors to construct homes in a designated earthquake zone. The Department of Public Works for the City of San Bruno knows there is a four foot wide sink hole on the west side of Oakmont Drive in San Bruno that opens up periodically due to earthquakes and the City of San Bruno keeps filling the hole every time the hole opens. The shifting of the earth caused the gas transmission pipeline to separate and when it separated a small amount of gas escaped and made its way to the surface where any source of ignition would cause the gas to burst into flames and travel all the way back to the pipeline and explode as it did. The cause of the explosion of the gas pipeline isn't with PG%26amp;E as the pipeline was there prior to homes being constructed in the earthquake zone and the explosion was caused by the natural occurrence of the many earthquakes that take place all the time along the fault line. The responsibility of the loss to those whose lives were lost, injuries and loss of property is that of the City of San Bruno for not abiding by State Law regarding construction of residential homes within a designated earthquake zone. This fact may be overlooked by those who are doing the investigating of the cause because the public outcry is against PG%26amp;E and the sentiment is against PG%26amp;E and people want someone to blame and PG%26amp;E is the one people are looking at because it is their pipeline. Heaven forbid were people to show blame on the City of San Bruno at this time when everyone is sympathizing with those affected by the explosion and with the City of San Bruno's fire fighters along with fire fighters from all over the stated did all they could to mitigate the effects of the explosion. Perhaps later when people become more rational the truth will come out as I have described, but until then PG%26amp;E will do all they can to help those affected. PG%26amp;E is a responsible and community minded company and they will help even when the cause of a gas main explosion isn't theirs as they did in the Marina District in San Francisco after the Loma Prieta earthquake, even though the homes in the Marina district weren't in a designated earthquake zone, and they did so at their own expense. I ask everyone to hold back on judgment of PG%26amp;E and wait for the facts to come out as portions of the pipeline have been sent to Washington, DC for inspection and determination as to what may have been the cause. The final analysis will be held in the courts as there will be many lawsuits and all of them will name PG%26amp;E along with the City of San Bruno and the State of California. It is quite possible the courts will decide the cost sharing of all three and who will pay the most is up in the air as the court will determine the cost sharing percentage and/or amount each will pay. We will learn what happened so take the time to pray for those whose lives were shattered and give them your help and support as they try to put their lives back together.San Bruno gas main explosion?
    y should we hold back on saying how we feel about the situation. A month ago they reported smelling gas. So did they fix it no they didn't. They knew there was a problem with the line. They were suppose to fix it last year and this year and they keep putting it off and putting it off. Where did all that money from getting a rate increase go. Bet it went to the top 5% of the company and they did not care about their consumers.



    bet there are a lot more companies around United States of America that have pipe lines that need upgrading

    How do I get to Urla, Turkey?

    I am travelling in Turkey next week, and will be staying at the Yorgo Seferis hotel in Urla (near Cesme). I am trying to find out how to reach the hotel. I know the address is:



    Yali street

    Number :47

    Iskele/Urla/Izmir



    and I know how to reach Urla (I'll be driving west from Izmir on O-32), but I have not been able to find exact directions on where to go when I reach Urla. Unfortunately, I haven't been able to get detailed directions from the hotel. Does anyone know the area or know of an online map site that might show this area. (maps.google.com does not recognize the address)



    Thanks!How do I get to Urla, Turkey?
    check out site: turkeytravelplanner.comHow do I get to Urla, Turkey?
    hi friend.i found it for you in Google Earth with space view.just download it,copy and paste 38 21' 52''N,26 46' 10''E in search section.it will show you that hotel.its near Urla Iskele(urla port).you have to drive untill seaside after leaving O-32.you can ask people urla iskele(urla port).then easily u can find it in port area.good lucks.have fun!How do I get to Urla, Turkey?
    good luck son

    Some funny statements?

    Found some jokes online which i find some of them are true, tell me what you think.



    *These are not mine*



    More often than not, when someone is telling me a story all I can think about is that I can鈥檛 wait for them to finish so that I can tell my own story that鈥檚 not only better, but also more directly involves me.



    Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong.



    Have you ever been walking down the street and realized that you're going in the complete opposite direction of where you are supposed to be going? But instead of just turning a 180 and walking back in the direction from which you came, you have to first do something like check your watch or phone or make a grand arm gesture and mutter to yourself to ensure that no one in the surrounding area thinks you're crazy by randomly switching directions on the sidewalk.



    That's enough, Nickelback.



    I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger.



    The letters T and G are very close to each other on a keyboard. This recently became all too apparent to me and consequently I will never be ending a work email with the phrase "Regards" again.



    Do you remember when you were a kid, playing Nintendo and it wouldn't work? You take the cartridge out, blow in it and that would magically fix the problem. Every kid in America did that, but how did we all know how to fix the problem? There was no internet or message boards or FAQ's. We just figured it out. Today's kids are soft.



    I wish Google Maps had an "Avoid Ghetto" routing option.



    There is a great need for sarcasm font.



    Sometimes, I'll watch a movie that I watched when I was younger and suddenly realize I had no idea what was going on when I first saw it.



    I think everyone has a movie that they love so much, it actually becomes stressful to watch it with other people. I'll end up wasting 90 minutes shiftily glancing around to confirm that everyone's laughing at the right parts, then making sure I laugh just a little bit harder (and a millisecond earlier) to prove that I'm still the only one who really, really gets it.



    How the hell are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?



    I would rather try to carry 10 plastic grocery bags in each hand than take 2 trips to bring my groceries in.



    I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die.



    The only time I look forward to a red light is when I鈥檓 trying to finish a text.



    A recent study has shown that playing beer pong contributes to the spread of mono and the flu. Yeah, if you suck at it.



    Was learning cursive really necessary?



    Lol has gone from meaning, "laugh out loud" to "I have nothing else to say".



    I have a hard time deciphering the fine line between boredom and hunger.



    Answering the same letter three times or more in a row on a Scantron test is absolutely petrifying.



    Whenever someone says "I'm not book smart, but I'm street smart", all I hear is "I'm not real smart, but I'm imaginary smart".



    How many times is it appropriate to say "What?" before you just nod and smile because you still didn't hear what they said?



    I love the sense of camaraderie when an entire line of cars teams up to prevent a jerk from cutting in at the front. Stay strong, brothers!



    Every time I have to spell a word over the phone using 'as in' examples, I will undoubtedly draw a blank and sound like a complete idiot. Today I had to spell my boss's last name to an attorney and said "Yes that's G as in...(10 second lapse)..ummm...Goonies"



    What would happen if I hired two private investigators to follow each other?



    While driving yesterday I saw a banana peel in the road and instinctively swerved to avoid it...thanks Mario Kart.



    MapQuest really needs to start their directions on #5. Pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.



    Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person died.



    I find it hard to believe there are actually people who get in the shower first and THEN turn on the water.



    Shirts get dirty. Underwear gets dirty. Pants? Pants never get dirty, and you can wear them forever.



    I would like to officially coin the phrase 'catching the swine flu' to be used as a way to make fun of a friend for hooking up with an overweight woman. Example: "Dave caught the swine flu last night."



    I can't remember the last time I wasn't at least kind of tired.



    Bad decisions make good stories



    If Carmen San Diego and Waldo ever got together, their offspring would probably just be completely invisible.



    Why is it that during an ice-breaker, when the whole room has to go around and say their name and where they are from, I get so incredibly nervous? Like I know my name, I know where I'm from, this shouldn't be a problem....



    You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you've made up your mind that you just aren鈥檛 doing anything productive for the restSome funny statements?
    Too long
    Love it! So funny!Some funny statements?
    This seems to me like it is bits of stand up comedians' shows.Some funny statements?
    Haha...all of these are so true!



    Thanks!

    :)
    There's also:



    Have you ever realized you have so many contacts on your phone? Have you realized you keep them so you can avoid that person if they call.



    Ever notice hot dogs come in packs of 12 and buns only come in packs of 8.



    Or that in banks the pens are chained to the desk but the doors are wide open.
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