Funny random stuff =)?

* I wish Google Maps had an "Avoid Ghetto" routing option.



* Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong.



* Do you remember when you were a kid, playing Nintendo and it

wouldn't work? You take the cartridge out, blow in it and that would

magically fix the problem. Every kid in America did that, but how did we all know how to fix the problem? There was no internet or message boards or FAQ's. We just figured it out. Today's kids are soft.



* Sometimes, I'll watch a movie that I watched when I was

younger and suddenly realize I had no idea what the f*** was going on

when I first saw it.



* I think everyone has a movie that they love so much; it

actually becomes stressful to watch it with other people. I'll end up

wasting 90 minutes shiftily glancing around to confirm that everyone's

laughing at the right parts, then making sure I laugh just a little bit

harder (and a millisecond earlier) to prove that I'm still the only one

who really, really gets it.



* How the hell are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?



* I would rather try to carry 10 plastic grocery bags in each

hand than take 2 trips to bring my groceries in.



* I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately

clear your computer history if you die.



* The only time I look forward to a red light is when I'm trying

to finish a text.



* Was learning cursive really necessary?



* Answering the same letter three times or more in a row on a

Scantron test is absolutely petrifying.



* My brother's Municipal League baseball team is named the

Stepdads. Seeing as none of the guys on the team are actual stepdads, I inquired about the name. He explained, "Cuz we beat you, and you hate us." Classy, bro.



* Whenever someone says "I'm not book smart, but I'm street

smart", all I hear is "I'm not real smart, but I'm imaginary smart".



* How many times is it appropriate to say "What?" before you

just nod and smile because you still didn't hear what they said?



* I love the sense of camaraderie when an entire line of cars

teams up to prevent a dick from cutting in at the front. Stay strong,

brothers!



* While driving yesterday I saw a banana peel in the road and

instinctively swerved to avoid it...thanks Mario Kart.



* MapQuest really needs to start their directions on #5. Pretty

sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.



* Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you

how the person died.



* I find it hard to believe there are actually people who get in

the shower first and THEN turn on the water.



* Shirts get dirty. Underwear gets dirty. Pants? Pants never get

dirty, and you can wear them forever.



* I can't remember the last time I wasn't at least kind of tired.



* Bad decisions make good stories



* Whenever I'm Facebook stalking someone and I find out that

their profile is public I feel like a kid on Christmas morning who just

got the Red Ryder BB gun that I always wanted. 546 pictures? Don't mind if I do!



* Why is it that during an ice-breaker, when the whole room has

to go around and say their name and where they are from, I get so

incredibly nervous? Like I know my name, I know where I'm from; this

shouldn't be a problem....



* You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment

at work when you've made up your mind that you just aren't doing

anything productive for the rest of the day.



* Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after DVDs? I

don't want to have to restart my collection.



* There's no worse feeling than that millisecond you're sure you

are going to die after leaning your chair back a little too far.



* I'm always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it

asks me if I want to save any changes to my ten page research paper that I swear I did not make any changes to.



* "Do not machine wash or tumble dry" means I will never wash

this ever.



* I hate being the one with the remote in a room full of people

watching TV. There's so much pressure. 'I love this show, but will they

judge me if I keep it on? I bet everyone is wishing we weren't watching

this. It's only a matter of time before they all get up and leave the

room. Will we still be friends after this?'



* I hate when I just miss a call by the last ring (Hello? Hello?

Darnit!), but when I immediately call back, it rings nine times and goes

to voicemail. What'd you do after I didn't answer? Drop the phone and

run away?



* I hate leaving my house confident and looking good and then

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I really really really really enjoyed reading all this. Thanks so much for sharing and I can relate to A LOT of these random facts :)





PLEASE POST MORE!!!!!!!!! Pretty please %26lt;3Funny random stuff =)?
This was awesome...but what's so wrong about entering the shower b4 you turn it on???Funny random stuff =)?
NICE, but....incomplete!!



THANKS :)
Thanks for all that, now I don't have to buy the book.
Well, it made me smile :)
I wish I had a dollar every time someone got Rick-rolled...





I hate going to McDonalds and when you ask whether the chicken is fried or crispy, the numb-nut behind the counter says "Yeah."
the first one is very true when going somewhere in baltimore. you make ONE wrong turn and here come the bullet proof glass. no offense to the people of b-more



kids of today are not weak! w-THEY are resourceful.



u just got bored and started typing this from a book didn't you?